Check your battery into rehab

Like a moisturising face cream for your batteries, this unit aims to recondition and rejuvenate.

In fact, Nimbus reckons the longer you leave the device connected, “the better the battery becomes”.

Talking of face creams, try this for a gag: My wife just tried one of those moisturising mud creams. She looked better for two days. Then the mud fell off. One from the Les Dawson school of comedy.